v1.95 WebGL
Happy Wheels Vehicle Comparison Matrix
Empirical side-by-side evaluations across mass, speed, acceleration, and resilience metrics.
Head-to-Head Kinematic Benchmark
Vehicle & Character Comparison Matrix
Compare mass, top speeds, motor torque, joint resilience, and ability capabilities side-by-side to choose the optimal setup for custom obstacle courses.
🚀Wheelchair Guy
Kinematic Metric
Segway Guy🛴
85 kg ✓
Vehicle Mass
95 kg
38.5 m/s ✓
Top Velocity
14.2 m/s
18.2 m/s² ✓
Acceleration
8.5 m/s²
120 N·m
Wheel Drive Torque
✓ 180 N·m
18.5 G
Decapitation G-Shock
✓ 22 G
70 %
Severance Resilience
✓ 85 %
75 HP
Base Health
✓ 100 HP
Wheelchair Guy: Rocket Jet Propulsion
Fires twin rear turbine jet thrusters providing massive bursts of linear acceleration and aerial flight vectoring.
Segway Guy: Hydraulic Knee Jump
Compresses knee suspension to execute an agile bunny hop over low spikes, landmines, and terrain crevices.