Happy Wheels Patch History & Engine Changelog

Implemented Continuous Collision Detection (CCD) for all projectile harpoons and thin high-velocity wheel axles, stopping riders clipping through solid floors.

Increased thruster vector angle damping by 12%, allowing easier rotational micro-adjustments during long horizontal glides.

Fixed an edge-case where decapitated heads moving above 40 m/s would occasionally fail to register victory on thin finish flags.

Re-engineered the entire client runtime in native JavaScript / HTML5 Canvas with custom Box2D integration, guaranteeing perpetual browser playability.

Increased maximum on-screen blood particle count by 300% without framerate degradation due to GPU hardware acceleration.

Calibrated spring compression constants to match original ActionScript 3.0 frame rate timing precisely.

Rotor blades now break under 1,800 N of shear force instead of 2,400 N when striking concrete ceiling blocks.

Extended continuous nitrous burn time from 3.0 seconds to 3.8 seconds before pressure depletion.

Added high-speed rotating blade fixture with kinetic ragdoll severance triggers.

Strengthened the distance joint tether between bicycle frame and baby carrier to avoid spontaneous snapping on minor bumps.

Grocery items inside the wire basket now possess dynamic physical collision masks that absorb forward projectile damage.

Implemented magnetic wheel flange adherence allowing inverted loop-de-loops without falling from rails.

Launched with Box2D ragdoll dismemberment physics, community level sharing, and 4 original playable characters.